Obligatory Bio

Ren Benton’s talent for perceiving disaster in every situation is most productively applied to tormenting the characters she writes. She began devouring romance novels at an inappropriately young age because she was a voracious reader, the nearest library was far, and a quarter at any yard sale bought a brown paper bag stuffed with Harlequins and Silhouettes. She currently writes contemporary romance in which the protagonists are the greatest obstacle to their own happiness. She also bakes an obscene number of cinnamon rolls on her quest to devise the perfect recipe. Nailed it.

Contact

Email: mail@renbenton.com

Facebook Author Page: @RenBentonRomance (new, still pretty empty, with aspirations of remaining focused on writing)

Comment Policy

First: Don’t be an asshole. Being an asshole is defined by hostility, abuse, harassment, unsolicited self-promotion, and other offenses as determined by me on a case-by-case basis to negatively affect the morale of this domain. Should you choose to be an asshole, I reserve the right to delete your comment, use any and all available means to block you from commenting in the future if you really piss me off, and/or shut down the comment thread rather than babysit offending participants.

Second: I will respond to comments to which I have a response. I am socially awkward and ungood at small talk. Comments lacking concrete, actionable content are likely to leave me at a loss for something to say. If your happiness depends on a response from me, perhaps append a random question (i.e., How many grams of fiber have you consumed so far today? or Had any interesting wildlife encounters lately?) to your comment as a prompt. (This would also be helpful in regard to email interactions.)

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If you’re not inclined, I’m right there with you because I feel gross asking, and we need never speak of this unseemly display again.